Monday, March 30, 2009

nydailynews.com

I'm not quite sure why the last post was in Hindi, but either way, Oprah seems to be upset by the second scandal at her South African school in the past two years.

excerpt from article: http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/03/30/2009-03-30_o_no_not_again_oprahs_school_rocked_by_s.html

"Ten months later, Winfrey sobbed uncontrollably after 15 girls eported they had been sexually abused by a matron who was supposed to be watching over them."

I believe they meant to say "report," but they very well could be digitally reporting online. If so, they would need a hyphen between the e and ported.

व्हेन पिच्केतिंग, उसे कोर्रेक्ट स्पेल्लिंग.


चेक यौर स्पेल्लिंग बेफोरे क़ुएस्तिओनिन्ग थे प्रेजिडेंट'स कोम्पेतेंस।

Monday, March 2, 2009

ummmm...?

I 'googlenewsed' (yes, it's a verb) Twitter... because I got an account not too long ago and was curious what the media had to say about the phenomenon of tweets. I clicked on a link by a woman who is a writer, author and public speaker (and expert) on letter writing. Hmmm...she needs to edit. This is just one mistake:

What I love most about Twitter is its' simplicity and informal tone. What I like least, is how additive it can become.

additive (n.) A substance added in small amounts to something else to improve, strengthen, or otherwise alter it.

I don't think she is baking...so it should read 'addictive' instead.

here's the link: http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.jsp?articleId=281474977612235

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

facebook

Status updates are wonderful tools to inform friends on the happenings of your daily life. They just are not effective when they are incorrect (grammatically).

Jenna Molle is you is the one for me. Kelley James Just landed at LAX - getting in a cab and saying "santa monica please" is gonna make me a happy kid.

"Santa Monica please," is going to

Alexis Van Vleet is.

incomplete sentence. is what?

Mara Ann Browning has had the perfect week, stratch that, I've had the best 2 months of my life!..

scratch that

Jake Klein is ash wendsday liturgy ne one, 8:30.

Ash Wednesday liturgy anyone at 8:30 p.m.?

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Rachel Bilson, Hayden Christensen to wed

I found this on Wikipedia about Rachel Bilson. It just doesn't make any sense.

It's was confirm there annouce her engagement to Hayden Christensen.

It was to confirm and announce her engagement to Hayden Christensen.

link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rachel_Bilson

Spanglish

Our chef was a little confused this week for Thursday evening's menu.

Phonetically, it makes sense. Wikipedia let me in on the logistics: The word comes from Spanish, and literally means "little cheesy thing" or "cheesie" (from queso, or "cheese", + ada, an adjectival suffix, + illa, a diminutive suffix). Quesadilla.

fmylife.com

this site is good for more than just laughs, you can also practice grammar


1. Today, we gave my friend a surprise party. He then had a seizure, and now he is in the hospital for a week. FML

passive use | Then he had a seizure


2. Today, I dropped my 400 dollar iphone, that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls, on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed, however, to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML

contraction use | that has, not that is


3. Today, while at work I was reading "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" to me class of 5 year olds. I got near the end of the book and said "Look at the big fat caterpillar" to which one of my pupils replied "Just like you, Miss!" FML

ownership | my class of 5-year-olds


4. Today, I drank a ton of beers for my 25th birthday. My friends love to watch me open beer bottles with my teeth. I chipped both of my front uppers doing this. I'm no longer covered by my parents dental insurance because I'm 25 now. FML

ownership | parent's dental insurance

5. Today, at the gym, I see a person laying unconscious on the ground with people crowded around. Previously being a lifeguard, and knowing CPR, I ran over and asked a man what happened, preparing to check his vitals. I then realized that the body was a dummy and the employees were doing a drill. FML

lay vs. lie | I see a person lying unconscious